Monthly Archives: April 2007

Columbia’s $100K dating game

As seen in the Washington Square News. Only one Ivy has managed to escape the bilious spew of this column’s author, and its name is more pretentious than any other in the league: Columbia University in the city of New York. And boy, oh boy, … Read More

Take one from UPenn: elevator traps

As seen in the Washington Square News. In the Ivy hierarchy, the University of Pennsylvania is a little lost. For starters, Newsweek and U.S. News & World Report place Penn in the murky space behind Princeton, Harvard and Yale, but arguably ahead of Columbia, Brown, … Read More

How to really spruce up Bobst

As seen in the Washington Square News. Sneetches. The Lorax. The Cat in the Hat. No, that’s not what you saw during last night’s drug trip and I don’t need a tissue, either. I’m referencing the animated bliss of Dartmouth’s new addition to their Baker … Read More

Cornell’s satellite, or, a desperate cry for attention

As seen in the Washington Square News. I’ve mentioned in a previous column that Cornell is the odd man out in the Ivy League. Founded in 1865, Cornell is the youngest in the Ivy family, and proponents of birth order theory would say that being … Read More