As seen on the web at IvyGate.
A good motto is like a one-night stand. Immediate, satisfying, and best explained in the least amount of words possible (“Yeah?” “Yeah.”). We here at IvyGate love ‘em, as indicated by our own sitting on top of this page. But it’s hard to match up to Motto Magazine (“Purpose, passion and profit,” in case you’re wondering), which is an entire glossy dedicated to the craft that was originally started by two Wall Street Journal alums.
Just yesterday, this incredibly niche magazine released its first annual Top 10 Motto List, and higher education was the target. The best? Our good friends in Ithaca, of course, with the sage, hallucinatory words of “I would found an institution where any person can find instruction in any study.” Apparently, no points for brevity (or sobriety) were given. Not to be forgotten, rounding out the Top Ten were Brown (No. 2), Penn (No. 5) and Dartmouth (No. 7), with Harvard and Yale receiving Honorable Mentions for probably the first time in their little academic careers.
The top editors of Motto Mag are Northwestern and Vandy alums, so no apparent swing there, but no word on the rest of the staff and how that may have influenced the final list (clearly, some vendettas against Columbia and Princeton, the only two of the Ancient Eight to leave without recognition). But we here at IvyGate feel the list is suspect, since no explanation behind the choices is given.
But wait! The neutral Ithaca Journal’s got an answer:
The beauty of Cornell’s motto is that it captures an aspiration that transcends the generations, and every Cornelian believes they have experienced it,” said Tommy Bruce, vice president of communications for Cornell.
Uh, OK. So we at IvyGate are taking matters into our own hands in protest of this bizarre list and polling the people, not the editors: What’s the worst motto in the League?
Ivy League Motto Faceoff
What’s the worst motto in the Ivy League?
“In deo speramus,” or “In God we hope”
“In lumine Tuo videbimus lumen,” or “In Thy light shall we see the light”
“I would found an institution where any person can find instruction in any study”
“Vox clamantis in deserto,” or “A voice crying in the wilderness”
“Veritas,” or “Truth”
“Dei sub numine viget,” or “Under God’s power she flourishes”
“Leges sine moribus vanae,” or “Laws without morals are useless”
“Lux et veritas,” or “Light and truth”
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Choose wisely, grasshoppers. — ANDREW NUSCA
[IvyGate Andrew Nusca author page with 12 total posts]
Cornell Takes Top Honors in Motto Contest, Douchebaggery
As seen on the web at IvyGate.
A good motto is like a one-night stand. Immediate, satisfying, and best explained in the least amount of words possible (“Yeah?” “Yeah.”). We here at IvyGate love ‘em, as indicated by our own sitting on top of this page. But it’s hard to match up to Motto Magazine (“Purpose, passion and profit,” in case you’re wondering), which is an entire glossy dedicated to the craft that was originally started by two Wall Street Journal alums.
Just yesterday, this incredibly niche magazine released its first annual Top 10 Motto List, and higher education was the target. The best? Our good friends in Ithaca, of course, with the sage, hallucinatory words of “I would found an institution where any person can find instruction in any study.” Apparently, no points for brevity (or sobriety) were given. Not to be forgotten, rounding out the Top Ten were Brown (No. 2), Penn (No. 5) and Dartmouth (No. 7), with Harvard and Yale receiving Honorable Mentions for probably the first time in their little academic careers.
The top editors of Motto Mag are Northwestern and Vandy alums, so no apparent swing there, but no word on the rest of the staff and how that may have influenced the final list (clearly, some vendettas against Columbia and Princeton, the only two of the Ancient Eight to leave without recognition). But we here at IvyGate feel the list is suspect, since no explanation behind the choices is given.
But wait! The neutral Ithaca Journal’s got an answer:
The beauty of Cornell’s motto is that it captures an aspiration that transcends the generations, and every Cornelian believes they have experienced it,” said Tommy Bruce, vice president of communications for Cornell.
Uh, OK. So we at IvyGate are taking matters into our own hands in protest of this bizarre list and polling the people, not the editors: What’s the worst motto in the League?
Ivy League Motto Faceoff
What’s the worst motto in the Ivy League?
“In deo speramus,” or “In God we hope”
“In lumine Tuo videbimus lumen,” or “In Thy light shall we see the light”
“I would found an institution where any person can find instruction in any study”
“Vox clamantis in deserto,” or “A voice crying in the wilderness”
“Veritas,” or “Truth”
“Dei sub numine viget,” or “Under God’s power she flourishes”
“Leges sine moribus vanae,” or “Laws without morals are useless”
“Lux et veritas,” or “Light and truth”
view results
powered by blogpoll
Choose wisely, grasshoppers. — ANDREW NUSCA
[IvyGate Andrew Nusca author page with 12 total posts]