In a previous post, we told you that a well-known group of, uh, “religious” people came all the way from Topeka, Kansas to stir the ‘ol pot o’ hatred in front of — but not actually within — Cornell. Well the good old reporters at The Ithaca Journal have come through again with the first posted pictures of the congregation in action in Ho Plaza yesterday, so I felt I should pass it along to all you concerned folks on the ‘Gate. Continue reading
Monthly Archives: August 2007
Ithaca: All Your Trekkies Are Belong To Us
According to a recent article in The Ithaca Journal, STARFLEET, a non-profit “Star Trek” fan association, has announced that it will hold its annual conference in the land of the gorges in 2008.
OMG LYKE BEAM ME UPP, BITCHEZZZ!!!1! TREKKIES UNITE!!1 Continue reading
Sex on Campus: Ivies Prudes, Liberal Arts Slaves 4 U
Sex in the champagne room? Not for elite college students, according to a recent study. Apparently, libido’s a lot lower in the upper ranks. Intelligence and sexual drive just simply don’t mix.
Yeah, yeah, knew that, thanks IvyGate. But what if I told you that…
ZERO percent of Wellesley Studio Art majors are virgins?
That’s right. Not. A. Single. One. Continue reading
Harvard Tastes Some of Its Own Financial ‘Veritas’
While Rupert Murdoch’s fugly mug steals the front page of every major newspaper this morning, it’s Harvard’s endowment that’s featured front-and-center in today’s Money & Investing section of the Wall Street Journal — and according to the paper, the endowment fund graduates as many sought-after money managers as the university graduates future journalists. Continue reading